A Conspiracy of Non-Metaphorical Fruit
He never went on many dates, so he was determined not to muck this one up. She was a voluptuous knock-out, and because of it, he was all the more in disbelief that she had said yes. Which in turn meant he was now a twitchy bundle of nerves despite his desire to stay cool and collected.
As they sat there in a little downtown bistro, he mentioned how much he was…